And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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