remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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