i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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