whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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