Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to walk on stilts...naked
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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