If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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