I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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