Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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