I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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