dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you didnt know i had herpes?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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