Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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