last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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