Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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