Say something about gay babies.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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