We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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