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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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