oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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