Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize