I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My cat gives me a boner
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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