What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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