i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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