Sry I called you an 8
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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