Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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