If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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