3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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