it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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