I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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