at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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