Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There's always time for handjobs
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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