He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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