Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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