I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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