Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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