Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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