Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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