I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is wine microwaveable?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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