one might say we're banned from that church
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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