his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize