Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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