last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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