he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
it hurts more in the daytime
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i think i just lost a toe
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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