This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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