i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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