My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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