You're so nebulous sometimes
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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