mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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