Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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