Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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