Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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