cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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